Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
