if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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