those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
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