Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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