quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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