She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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