he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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