id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
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My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
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There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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