Why are handjobs necessary in class?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
