i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
