I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
look no pants
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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