so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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