my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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