Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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