Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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