I didn't shave. On purpose
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
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Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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