How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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