We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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