So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
