I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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