We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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