they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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