i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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