I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
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In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
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I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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