Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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