You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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