How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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