What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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