Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I think a kid would responsible me up
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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