You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
