I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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