I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
These tits shall not be calmed
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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