no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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