How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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