yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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