Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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