Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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