she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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