I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
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Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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