I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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