I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
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i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
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I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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