I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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