So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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