Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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