he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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