Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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