i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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