I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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