I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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