You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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