SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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