You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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