walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
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And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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