Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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