and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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