He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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