Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
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That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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