you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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